I can’t wait until my son is old enough to play with my old childhood toys. Luckily, we got plenty of time to clean them before he puts his hands and mouth in or on them. So, now you’re probably wondering what childhood toys do I still have? I got a few GI Joe’s…
Tag: The Dad Speaks
the female anatomy
Last night, my wife gave me a crash course in contractions. No, it hasn’t happened yet!! I just really wanted to know so I don’t become paranoid in a few weeks. I never learned this in school or from my parents (even though my Uncle George was OB/GYN and my mother was his office…
reality doesn’t bite
I hope Ben Stiller doesn’t read this because I can’t afford a lawsuit — I got a wife, cat, and a baby to support and bills up the wazoo. When Nina and I announced to the universe that we were pregnant on Halloween, the due date of May 8th was so far down the road….
emotions
I don’t have a therapist (yet) to express my smorgasbord of feelings about being a first time daddy. So, I hope you’re sitting down because I am going to spill them right now. I am anxious, eager, excited, happy, lazy, lucky, nervous, overwhelmed, panicky, paranoid, relaxed, scared, tired, and worried. And, I am not even…