One of my many responsibilities as a new Dad and husband is to make sure Nina is comfortable before, during, and after breastfeeding — since this is something I can’t do. It feels like I am her trainer and she is a boxer. In between rounds, I squirt water in her mouth and shove food…
visitors
I am so thankful that all the grandparents were in the waiting room waiting for the birth. Seeing their happiness and tears when I announced Nikolai was born, was priceless. This is the first grandchild for both sides of the family and quite possibly could be the last (Nina and I want to see how we…
parental instincts
Niko was circumcised on Wednesday morning, May 4th and as they were wheeling him to NICU for the quick procedure, Nina cried and I followed suit. He also had a slight case of jaundice and was under a blue light with protective eyewear for 36 hours. It was just a bad Wednesday for my son. Nina…
sleep deprivation
I was awake from Monday, May 2nd at 5 am till Tuesday, May 3rd at 2am. I have gotten some sleep since, but in very short spurts. So, basically, what I am trying to tell you is, yes, I am absolutely exhausted. I could really use several days of extended sleep (and, I know that is not…
the birth of nikolai lieberman
I am a son, a brother, a husband, and now I can add DAD to this impressive list as Nikolai Lieberman was born on Monday, May 2nd. I didn’t faint, I watched the birth of my son, Niko, and I cut the umbilical cord. Pretty awesome feeling all the way around!! I remained calm, cool,…
ode to the female body
Before I talk about the labor/delivery of our son Nikolai Lieberman on May 2nd, I want to share MY ODE TO THE FEMALE BODY. I am truly amazed that the female body (with a little help from a man or artificial insemination) can create a human being from the time 2 cells meet. For some,…
update to I am not overwhelmed…yet
I was thinking a lot about what I would’ve done if I had gotten a girl pregnant while I was in high school or college. So, let me first tell you that my parents raised me in a very positive environment and taught me to be a good person. With that being said, I wouldn’t…
I am not overwhelmed…yet
I am very fortunate that I am older, have a steady job (with a comfortable income and health insurance for me, Nina, and soon to be born baby boy), and have a lot of love and support from my family. I can very easily see how new parents to be may not have what I have…
this is how I felt as I flipped my work calendar to may
Excited!!!!!
I am prepared for the baby apocalypse
Do you really want to know how ready and prepared I am for the baby to arrive? If not, please visit www.thestatmanspeaks.com — just a little self-promotion for myself. If so, keep on reading!!! I have had the car seat base installed in my car for several weeks. I also have a small mirror on the…
April/may vs august/September/October/November/december
My son will be an April (we only have 3 days left this month — HOLY CRAP) or a May baby. I am glad because it won’t interfere with High School football which starts the last week in August and ends the week before Christmas. In case you didn’t know, I am a statistician, writer, and…
the waiting game
With less than 2 weeks to the much anticipated due date of our son, we are anxiously playing the waiting game. Every time I see Nina wince or moan in pain, I think this could be the end of the game, but she promises me that I will know when the game is over because…
The baby wasn’t born on my birthday
So, even though the baby wasn’t born on my birthday, I did get some great gifts from him. How he got them, I have absolutely no idea!!! I will thank him as soon as he pops out of my wife’s vagina, which I think will be in about a week. He will just look at me in…
The Daddy’s birthday
When I was first told of the due date of the baby, I was ecstatic because it was Mother’s Day and I couldn’t have asked for a better gift for my sweet and beautiful wife. Or, it could happen a few weeks earlier (which could be my birthday on April 23rd). That would be awesome for me to…
the due date approaches
I am a very calm, cool, and collected person and I don’t stress out. But, I have no clue how I will be in the hospital when my wife is in labor. There is no way to practice this. The two biggest questions she and I ask myself are: Am I going to want to…
time off
On Monday and Tuesday, I took some well-deserved time off from work. I have to be honest and tell you that I am tired. Besides going to work full-time where I leave at 6:30 in the morning and come home at 4:45 in the afternoon, I also do a lot at home. Like vacuuming, laundry,…
Week 36 and What Type Of Dad Will I be?
Today, we are beginning Week 36 which means our little dude will be coming out soon. We already have our hospital bags packed and they are in my car. Nina even has a bag of stuff by the front door so she can grab it quickly. We are still working on gathering snacks to…
Costco
We have been planning a Costco run for household supplies, baby supplies, and food for several months. Nothing was going to stop us, not even traffic on the highway. I thought it was illegal to drive on the grass between the highway and the service road, but once one car does it, everybody follows. I…
Final 4 Bracket UPDATE
My bracket wasn’t perfect and neither was Nina’s. I did, however, pick Oklahoma and Syracuse as two of the Final 4 teams in my “REALITY BRACKET.” I was close!! I also picked Kentucky because it just seems like they always one of the top teams in the nation. Is it really true that all the players…
