I hope Ben Stiller doesn’t read this because I can’t afford a lawsuit — I got a wife, cat, and a baby to support and bills up the wazoo. When Nina and I announced to the universe that we were pregnant on Halloween, the due date of May 8th was so far down the road….
Author: Mark
emotions
I don’t have a therapist (yet) to express my smorgasbord of feelings about being a first time daddy. So, I hope you’re sitting down because I am going to spill them right now. I am anxious, eager, excited, happy, lazy, lucky, nervous, overwhelmed, panicky, paranoid, relaxed, scared, tired, and worried. And, I am not even…
Family circus cartoon
sleep
When I tell people that my wife and I are going to be parents, they always tell me you won’t get much sleep. I am actually OK with it because I have taken a lot of naps in my life and I am happy to give them up for a little while so I can…
surprise baby shower at work
On Thursday, my co-workers surprised me with a baby shower. But, unfortunately, I wasn’t surprised. I have a way of getting people to tell me the truth — just kidding. I actually saw something about a boy’s baby shower on my co-worker’s computer and a few days later, I asked her when it would be…