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The Embarrassed Dad

Posted on 05/07/202303/13/2026 by Mark Lieberman

I usually don’t get embarrassed, but yesterday Nina and I did something together, because I was too embarrassed to do it alone, even though a lot of people do it alone. I have done it once before with Nina before Niko was born. I was so clueless when they asked me questions, that I had to revert to Nina to help me answer them.

Nina was happy to join me because it’s something she likes but hasn’t had a whole lot of opportunities to do it. When I officially made it official last Wednesday, she was excited and was looking forward to it. She did though, throughout the week leading up to it, kept making fun of me a little bit.

Yes, I will tell you what is. Just be patient while I tease you a little bit.

It took a lot of planning and research.

Planning because Nina and I didn’t want to bring Niko with us, so I had to get my parents to come over and babysit Niko while we went out. So, like 526 text messages later!

Research because the place we went, there is a lot of competition with a lot of locations just down our main street. So, I had to look them up online, check the services and prices, and review feedback from our neighborhood Facebook page. Then, once I found a good place, I had to get some input from Nina. Then, I had to call them up and make an appointment.

Any guesses yet?

So, at 10 am on Saturday, Nina and I were sitting in very comfortable massage chairs and our feet were getting a very pleasant, pampered treatment. I was the only gentleman there until a teenager showed up with his mom. They had complementary drinks and packaged Rice Krispy Treats. I debated with myself for 2 seconds as to whether I should indulge in an alcoholic drink at 10 am or a regular soda. I chose the latter.

Look at the drink menu:

– ICE COFFEE – HOT TEA – COKE – DIET COKE – SPRITE – DR. PEPPER – WATER – APPLE JUICE

RED/WHITE / BLUSH WINE / CHAMPAGNE / SANGRIA / MIMOSA
(Champagne +Orange)
COSMOPOLITAN
(Vodka + Cranberry)
BLOODY MARY
(Vodka + Bloody Mary)
PINA COLADA
(Rum + Coconut + Pineapple Juice)
SEX ON THE BEACH
(Vodka + Cranberry +Orange Juice + Peach)
BLUE HAWAII
(Vodka + Blue Curacao + Rum + Pineapple Juice)
TEQUILA SUNRISE
(Tequila + Orange Juice + Grenadine)
CAPPUCCINO
(Vodka + Coffee Liqueur + Simple Syrup + Cream)
MANGOLICIOUS
(Coconut Rum + Pineapple + Mango+ Watermelon Pucker)

Now you know…we got PEDICURES!

One of the reasons I wanted to do this is when I sleep, my feet sometimes rub against each other and, it doesn’t feel smooth as I have rough feet. So, I made the choice to get it fixed.

Will we go back. I think so. I actually enjoyed it. And the staff were extremely friendly and took good care of us.

I got this one:

Gentlemen

Gentlemen, this is created just for you! This option is for those who want to experience ultimate relaxation while enjoying a smooth cocktail or sipping a glass of wine. The package includes:
• A fresh cucumber with Cappuccino scrub
• A foot mask with warm towels
• Callus treatment
• Paraffin wax
• Hot oil and hot stone massage
• Lotion massage

Nina got this one:

Milk & Honey Charmers

A milk and honey combination will soothe and moisturize your tired feet. The package includes:
• A massage with fresh milk
• A massage with oil and hot stones
• Paraffin wax
• A sugar scrub with organic honey
• A foot mask with warm towels
• Lotion massage

Now that our feet are nice and smooth, what do I do now?

Oh, I know…

I have my annual checkup with the doctor and a dentist appointment on Tuesday. Wish me luck!

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