So, even though the baby wasn’t born on my birthday, I did get some great gifts from him.  How he got them, I have absolutely no idea!!!   I will thank him as soon as he pops out of my wife’s vagina, which I think will be in about a week.  He will just look at me in…

When I was first told of the due date of the baby, I was ecstatic because it was Mother’s Day and I couldn’t have asked for a better gift for my sweet and beautiful wife.  Or, it could happen a few weeks earlier (which could be my birthday on April 23rd).  That would be awesome for me to…

I am a very calm, cool, and collected person and I don’t stress out.  But, I have no clue how I will be in the hospital when my wife is in labor.  There is no way to practice this.  The two biggest questions she and I ask myself are: Am I going to want to…

​On Monday and Tuesday, I took some well-deserved time off from work.  I have to be honest and tell you that I am tired.  Besides going to work full-time where I leave at 6:30 in the morning and come home at 4:45 in the afternoon, I also do a lot at home.  Like vacuuming, laundry,…

​Today, we are beginning Week 36 which means our little dude will be coming out soon.  We already have our hospital bags packed and they are in my car.  Nina even has a bag of stuff by the front door so she can grab it quickly.   We are still working on gathering snacks to…

We have been planning a Costco run for household supplies, baby supplies, and food for several months.  Nothing was going to stop us, not even traffic on the highway.  I thought it was illegal to drive on the grass between the highway and the service road, but once one car does it, everybody follows.  I…

​I can’t wait until my son is old enough to play with my old childhood toys. Luckily, we got plenty of time to clean them before he puts his hands and mouth in or on them. So, now you’re probably wondering what childhood toys do I still have?   I got a few GI Joe’s…

Last night, my wife gave me a crash course in contractions.  No, it hasn’t happened yet!!   I just really wanted to know so I don’t become paranoid in a few weeks.  I never learned this in school or from my parents (even though my Uncle George was OB/GYN and my mother was his office…

I hope Ben Stiller doesn’t read this because I can’t afford a lawsuit — I got a wife, cat, and a baby to support and bills up the wazoo.  When Nina and I announced to the universe that we were pregnant on Halloween, the due date of May 8th was so far down the road….

​I don’t have a therapist (yet) to express my smorgasbord of feelings about being a first time daddy.  So, I hope you’re sitting down because I am going to spill them right now.   I am anxious, eager, excited, happy, lazy, lucky, nervous, overwhelmed, panicky, paranoid, relaxed, scared, tired, and worried.  And, I am not even…

​When I tell people that my wife and I are going to be parents, they always tell me you won’t get much sleep.  I am actually OK with it because I have taken a lot of naps in my life and I am happy to give them up for a little while so I can…

​On Thursday, my co-workers surprised me with a baby shower. But, unfortunately, I wasn’t surprised.  I have a way of getting people to tell me the truth — just kidding.  I actually saw something about a boy’s baby shower on my co-worker’s computer and a few days later, I asked her when it would be…

The last time I wrote to you was 10 days ago as Nina and I assembled a dresser.  Or, actually, let me rephrase that, I built the dresser and the cat supervised and Nina took photos.  Wait, let me rephrase that again, Nina took photos and she did some assembling. ​A few days after the…