Heard from the baby bath: Dad: “You peed on me!” Baby: “You liked it!”
Author: Nina Darnowsky
Bathtime
Heard from tonight’s bath: Dad: “Hey now.” Baby: “You’re an All Star.” We may have been watching Shrek too much.
Thoughts upon purchasing the Moana soundtrack
Moana doesn’t actually sing very much. Niko likes it best when Moana sings. Moana is so earnest I want to gag. He won’t let me sing along. He doesn’t like my favorite song. Perhaps he’s distressed Mama identifies more with the crab than the heroine. Every time I hear the “You’re Welcome” song I think…
Triumph is…
Figuring out after 25 minutes of screaming that “Ornchis” means cream cheese.