I hope Ben Stiller doesn’t read this because I can’t afford a lawsuit — I got a wife, cat, and a baby to support and bills up the wazoo. When Nina and I announced to the universe that we were pregnant on Halloween, the due date of May 8th was so far down the road….
Author: Mark
emotions
I don’t have a therapist (yet) to express my smorgasbord of feelings about being a first time daddy. So, I hope you’re sitting down because I am going to spill them right now. I am anxious, eager, excited, happy, lazy, lucky, nervous, overwhelmed, panicky, paranoid, relaxed, scared, tired, and worried. And, I am not even…
My NCAA Final 4 2016 Picks
When ESPN leaks my winning bracket because it will be perfect, I will only grant an interview to Carson Daly. So, without any further words, here are my Final 4 Brackets (yes, I have more than 1 and don’t you say anything — this is my website and I can do whatever I feel like).:…
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sleep
When I tell people that my wife and I are going to be parents, they always tell me you won’t get much sleep. I am actually OK with it because I have taken a lot of naps in my life and I am happy to give them up for a little while so I can…