And if you watch it, you get to hear the chatter of the driver and the crew chief; how fun is that? Oh, they will show you replays of an accident from 15 different angles in slow motion. Boy, I really need to see a car burst up in flames over and over. There is also a camera on the racetrack so as the car is going over it, you get to see it and hear it; vroom vroom!
I have several rule changes that I would like to see Nascar adopt.
1. Add traffic. I want to see the drivers stop and start every 5 seconds!!! Maybe one driver would get so annoyed they would exit the race and find an alternative route. Now, that would be awesome.
2. Add drivers who text, eat, or put on make-up while they are driving. These people don’t pay attention and would cause lots of accidents.
3. Add detours. Let’s close a portion of the race track and make em attempt a right turn so they can get back on track.
4. Add bike riders. I don’t know what is worst, people texting or bike riders? I think bike riders! They think they own the road. Like a little helmet is gonna protect them from a car going over 150 MPH!
5. Add slow drivers. This would really annoy the shit out of everyone.
6. Add some animals. I don’t mean a zebra or a horse, maybe some squirrels, birds, opossums, and definitely deer.
7. We gotta add some drunk drivers, cause I must admit it, they are always out there.
8. Add some construction. Make the drivers stop for 15 minutes so a traffic light can be installed or a bulldozer can cross the road.
9. How can I forget to add some police. Dude, someone’s gotta pull the drivers over for something stupid like speeding!!! Maybe not speeding since it is a race, how about no signal, not merging, causing accidents, or taunting other drivers thru the radio?
9. Lastly, let’s add some emergency vehicles in the race itself and on the shoulder. That way, you can see who knows the law and who doesn’t!
Would you watch Nascar if these rule changes were implemented? I definitely would.
