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baby bjorn

Posted on 12/21/201504/19/2025 by Mark
​Nina purchased a Baby Bjorn last week on Ebay and even though she showed me one on our baby registry and showed me one at Target, I still had no clue what it was for.  That was until she took out of the dryer (yes, we washed it first).  Oh, it’s a baby carrier for the lazy people so they can text!!!  How awesome it that?
Of course, I volunteered to put on, but that in itself was a challenge for us.  Once, we eventually figured out how to strap it on me, I looked around for a baby doll (yes, I looked at the cat, but he ran away very quickly).  Nina has an old cabbage patch kid so we used that.  Her name is Rita Marie and Nina has had her for about 30 years.   I had some when I was younger, but they are long gone.  Getting her out, I picked her up by her head and threw her at Nina.  She laughed so hard, I saw tears.  Because, we know we can’t do that when it is a real baby in their.
​And, that got me thinking that anybody can become a parent but when you adopt a pet, they have to make sure you are not crazy by asking a series of questions.   I guess pets are more important than human beings!!!  
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Hi, I am Mark. I started writing in 2011 about high school football, daddy blogging since 2015, and reviewing books since 2023. My writing style is unique, my sense of humor is a little crazy, and I’m not embarrassed to share any of it. You can email me at thedadspeaks@icloud.com.

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