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The baby wasn’t born on my birthday

Posted on 04/24/201604/19/2025 by Mark
So, even though the baby wasn’t born on my birthday, I did get some great gifts from him.  How he got them, I have absolutely no idea!!!   I will thank him as soon as he pops out of my wife’s vagina, which I think will be in about a week.  He will just look at me in bewilderment and either laugh, cry, pee, poop, or all of the above.

​I just want to say I had a wonderful birthday and was happy to be surrounded by the people I love — my wife, my parents, my brother, my mother in law, Franklin cat, and the baby boy.  And, we face-timed with more people I love that live far away (but not in a galaxy, it is in Ohio) — my father in law and his wife.  He will be here next week. 

When the child is born, I am going to take a few days off from writing, but I will write down on a piece of paper what is happening in my world to be published on The Daddy Diaries.  I already know it will be divided into several parts and it will be a lot of words (because I love to write and once I get started, I am very hard to stop).  I will share a picture of the baby and finally announce his name to the world, but that is all you will get.   There are a bunch of crazy people in the world (I am one of them) and we are going to be extremely protective of our son and his privacy — PLEASE RESPECT THAT.

​The Daddy Diaries won’t be shutting down.  I will keep on writing until I get a book deal!!  

​WORK BIRTHDAY PICTURES (Tuesday)​

​FAMILY BIRTHDAY PICTURES (Saturday)

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Hi, I am Mark. I started writing in 2011 about high school football, daddy blogging since 2015, and reviewing books since 2023. My writing style is unique, my sense of humor is a little crazy, and I’m not embarrassed to share any of it. You can email me at thedadspeaks@icloud.com.

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