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Buy Our House

Posted on 08/27/201804/19/2025 by Mark

Every time somebody drives by my house, I scream BUY MY HOUSE, but I know that you can’t hear it; mainly because I am inside a beautifully cold 2-story 1,650 square foot house with an open floor plan, 2 large bedrooms, 4 large walk-in closets, a large master bath, and a large laundry room and you’re inside a car with the windows shut.  

And, as you do your very slow drive-by (that’s what my dad calls it) you will see a long paved driveway, a storage shed, lots of privacy, nice landscaping, and a covered patio with fans. The hammock is going with us, as well as Mama’s car! 

We do have neighbors, but we only see them a few times a year since it’s their vacation home.  

This house was perfect for my parents when they moved in. They enjoyed the quiet, the darkness, and the vast assortment of nature.  But, ever since I arrived in May of 2016, we need to be closer to town because I love to play with my grandparents!

They are ready to get rid of the house and move to San Antonio.  So, I am asking you to BUY OUR HOUSE!  I only drew on the walls with washable crayons and markers and I cleaned it up afterwards.

I promise that when you schedule a showing to see the inside, my parents will do a fantastic job of cleaning up my mess.  

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1514-Bonnyview-Dr_Canyon-Lake_TX_78133_M86702-14731


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Hi, I am Mark. I started writing in 2011 about high school football, daddy blogging since 2015, and reviewing books since 2023. My writing style is unique, my sense of humor is a little crazy, and I’m not embarrassed to share any of it. You can email me at thedadspeaks@icloud.com.

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