Hey, I am back from my non spiritual journey to nowhere and am relaxed, refreshed, and even a year wiser. I have decided to publish one new daddy blog per week and that day is going to be Sunday. But, if I have something new to say and it’s not Sunday, I will publish it. Like, tomorrow, I will have something to say to Niko.
Oh, I have been Tweeting; please follow me @thedadspeaks, very short anecdotes about my life as a dad. It’s definitely not enough for a blog, but I have been enjoying doing it and will continue to do so; hopefully on a daily basis. I mean, something always happens with the baby!
Here are some of my Tweets from April:
Niko, guess who has the next birthday in our family? His reply, NIKO! So, what we are going to eat? His reply, CUPCAKES SPRINKLES. #2YEAROLD #THEDADSPEAKS
As I was putting Niko down for his nap, he said NIKO WIPE NOSE ON DADDYS SHIRT. #thedadspeaks #thingsmybabysays #23monthold
I am ordering Chinese takeout tomorrow night and Niko wants to order poop. #thedadspeaks #23monthold #chinesefood
I am amazed that my #23monthold son hasn’t lost any of his 75 plus puzzle pieces; numbers, letters, colors, animals, and people. We did lose one of the people but she came back after a failed attempt in Vegas.
On my drive to work today, I jammed to the #moana soundtrack. Don’t judge me, it’s for my son. #happymusic
Instead of taking a bath, Niko wanted to eat naked while sitting on my lap while I rocked in a lazy boy. Oh, the joys of being a parent.
It’s a great evening when you look in the dryer and there aren’t any clothes in it. #thejoysofparenthood #23monthold
Yes, that is an avocado stain on my blue jeans. I blame Niko.
Niko was watching #muppetsmostwanted and I am proud to say that he can now say #tinafey and #lizlemon. #23monthold
Niko, what else do you want to eat. His answer was cookies. I replied, we don’t have any more cookies. His reply to that was tell mama to make more!
Why do I even bother to fold Niko’s clothes?
One more fart song, my son asked me this evening.
Before I put Niko to sleep tonight, Nina asked me smell Niko’s butt for poo and I happily accepted that duty.
It’s not wrong that I allowed Niko to pee on my car today. #pottytraining #23monthold #thedadspeaks