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Poop

Posted on 02/22/201804/19/2025 by Mark

After 165 daddy blogs and even a eBook that I published, this is the 1st one dedicated entirely to poop and I know it won’t be the last one.

My eBook can be purchased from Amazon.com. Buy it and review it now or I will throw a trash bag of poop and pee diapers on your front porch!

Last Thursday as I was bathing Niko, he took a poop. And not just a tiny poop, this was an adult poop. It was gross and I gagged a lot.

But, I couldn’t just give up and pretend it didn’t happen or ask for Nina’s help.  Nina was eating and working downstairs. I eat and write after Niko goes to sleep.

I used toilet paper and threw all the poo in the toilet. I then had to pick him up; he still had poo on him, and bring him into his room where I had diaper wipes at my disposal. After several wipes, I finally was finished cleaning him up. Our bath continued as if nothing happened.

Every time this incident is brought up; which happens a lot because it’s about poo, Niko grins from ear to ear, laughs, and tells me what happened – poop in bath!  Only my son folks!

Oh, when he does poop; whether it be in the bathtub or wherever he may at that particular time, he says poopies!  And, then I ask him and most of the time he says no.  But, then once I review his rear end, I know the truth.

 

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Hi, I am Mark. I started writing in 2011 about high school football, daddy blogging since 2015, and reviewing books since 2023. My writing style is unique, my sense of humor is a little crazy, and I’m not embarrassed to share any of it. You can email me at thedadspeaks@icloud.com.

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