Last night, my wife gave me a crash course in contractions. No, it hasn’t happened yet!! I just really wanted to know so I don’t become paranoid in a few weeks. I never learned this in school or from my parents (even though my Uncle George was OB/GYN and my mother was his office manager, that kind of talk never came up at family dinners).
When I explained what I thought a contraction was to my wife, I veered deep into my movie history database to the year 1994 for a little movie called STARGATE. Stay with me folks. So, I thought that contractions were similar to that wormhole where it opens and closes. Hey, I was kind of close!!
When I explained what I thought a contraction was to my wife, I veered deep into my movie history database to the year 1994 for a little movie called STARGATE. Stay with me folks. So, I thought that contractions were similar to that wormhole where it opens and closes. Hey, I was kind of close!!