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the female anatomy

Posted on 03/24/201604/19/2025 by Mark
Last night, my wife gave me a crash course in contractions.  No, it hasn’t happened yet!!   I just really wanted to know so I don’t become paranoid in a few weeks.  I never learned this in school or from my parents (even though my Uncle George was OB/GYN and my mother was his office manager, that kind of talk never came up at family dinners).

When I explained what I thought a contraction was to my wife, I veered deep into my movie history database to the year 1994 for a little movie called STARGATE.  Stay with me folks.  So, I thought that contractions were similar to that wormhole where it opens and closes.  Hey, I was kind of close!!  
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Hi, I am Mark. I started writing in 2011 about high school football, daddy blogging since 2015, and reviewing books since 2023. My writing style is unique, my sense of humor is a little crazy, and I’m not embarrassed to share any of it. You can email me at thedadspeaks@icloud.com.

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